Não Posso Derrotar o Air Man

Quem já jogou Mega Man 2 sabe como esse é ao mesmo tempo o melhor e o mais difícil dos primeiros jogos do robozinho azul da Capcom. Pra mostrar como isso é uma verdade absoluta, vejam:



Ki ga tsuitara onaji men bakari purei
soshite itsumo onaji basho de shinu
akiramezu ni kieru ashiba ni chousen surukedo, sugu ni shita ni ochiru yo

Aitemu nigou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo Air Man ga taosenai yo
ano tatsumaki nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchitsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni tobasareru
taimu renda mo tameshite mitakedo tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

Ki ga tsuitara raifu mou sukoshi shika nai
soshite itsumo soko de E-kan tsukau
akiramezu ni Air Man made tadoritsuku keredo, sugu ni zanki nakunaru

Leaf Shield ga areba raku ni Air Man o taoseru kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo Wood Man ga taosenai yo
ochiru konoha wa nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni sagatte kyori o tottemo izure wa kyori o tsumerareru
taimu renda mo tameshite mitakedo aitsu no janpu wa kugurenai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

aitemu nigou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo Air Man ga taosenai yo
ano tatsumaki nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchitsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni tobasareru
taimu renda mo tameshite mitakedo tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

Ainda não acredita? Vejam que não somos somente eu e os japoneses que achamos isso:



It just occurred to me
That I've been through this place again and again
And in the same spot every time I repeatedly die
I never will give up
As I attempt to cross the disappearing tiles on the
Wall but again I'm falling off of them

If I only had the item number two
It would make it so much easier to beat this level but
Every time, somehow, every time, somehow
Every time I lose.

I can't defeat Air Man
No matter how I try to dodge all his tornadoes, he just kills me again
And even though I can get behind him
It's no use. I try to fight, but I get blown away in the end.
I shoot as fast as I can,
But when I had to go against Air Man's tornado I was helpless again
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my E tank saved in reserve just as long as I can

It just occurred to me
That my life bar is almost empty again
If I don't use my e tank now I will never survive
I never will give up
But it's so difficult to navigate this world and
now I see that I'm playing with my final life

If I only had the leaf shield I'd be fine
It would make it so much easier to fight with Air Man but
Every time, somehow, every time, somehow
Every time I lose.

I can't defeat Wood Man
No matter how I try to dodge his swirling leaves, he always kills me again
And even though I can get behind him
It's no use. I try to stay away but he keeps closing in.
I shoot as fast as I can
But when I had to go against Wood Man's agility, I'm helpless again
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my E tank saved in reserve just as long as I can

Lyrics do Air Man Ga Taosenai direto do Paulkami.